Don’t repeat the Pilgrims’ fatal mistake. Invite a handyman to the table.
Ever wonder how our historical understanding of Thanksgiving would be different if textbooks were written…
Prepare for the next “Spooker of the House”
Look, as your handyman I’m just your humble correspondent, so I may not have this…
Was your bathroom remodeled by extraterrestrials?
To be honest, your humble correspondent doesn’t have time to follow the news. But every…
Steal from Rich Men North of Richmond HEIGHTS
As you may know, there’s now a song at the top of the charts called…
Thanks, but we’ll stick with NON-Intelligence over ARTIFICIAL Intelligence
You know, a few weeks ago I thought I had FINALLY figured out what they…
Athens edges out St Louis in this year’s Modern Home Repair Olympic Games
As your dedicated but humble correspondent, I always look for ways to elevate you as…
Ceiling Management for Dummies and Members of Congress
I don’t like to complain, but at times it can be kinda frustrating being in…
Here’s that Answer to What’s Blowin’ in the Wind
When I was just a wee little handy-boy, there was this popular song you may…
I’ll take “Borders we can control for $200, Alex”
Sometimes when I listen to the news, I want to bury my head into the…
Fix St Louis finally gets a competitor that specializes in small jobs
You’ve probably learned that most of the home repairs you need, and the jobs most…
Let’s soberly celebrate St Patrick, the patron saint of home repairs
Wasn’t the whole idea behind holidays to give us an opportunity to reflect upon ideals…
The most appreciated, unromantic Valentine’s Day gifts
If you women out there had questions about a romantic relationship, your first instinct would…
Storage Ideas for the Corvette-Deprived
If you think finding places for storage can be a big problem, you might be…
Next time, WIN the Cold War. Be a HERO at ZERO!
It’s not unusual for homeowners to tell us we’re “heroes” for solving their long-running home…
The power struggle at your home that you must win
Really, is there ANYONE who feels intense joy at the very moment they go outside…
How many light bulb consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
When I was just a wee little handy-boy, my favorite joke was “how many handymen…
The Byrds & The Bible: It’s a time to repair, not a time to replace
Many years ago, when dinosaurs and your humble correspondent walked the Earth, an early rock…
The Worst Handyman Mistake of All Time
In a recent dispatch from the front lines of home repairs, your humble correspondent reported…
Honor the Queen: Bring a Little Buckingham Palace to Your Home
Fix St Louis reached out to King Charles III yesterday to express our condolences on…
You Don’t Have to Live in a Crack House
Last week I spent a lot of time with folks looking to fix their water-damaged…
How to Keep Out the Waters Until it’s Time to Build an Ark
Whoa! What was THAT? I’m not gonna point any fingers on who incurred God’s wrath…
Welcome Streetwalkers into your Subdivision
I think we can all agree houses are better than they were 100 years ago….
Defeat the Heat with the Fix St Louis Tar Heels
As a busy handyman, your humble correspondent’s exposure to college sports is very limited. And…
Being “Fix St Louis” in a world where everyone else is “Replace St Louis”
Doesn’t it seem like getting your house fixed is a lot more frustrating than getting…
Elon Musk & Fix St Louis team-up for a major advance in handyman services
Your humble correspondent has had his eye on this Elon Musk fellow for quite some…
The SIX Do-it-Yourself Home Repairs We Bail People Out of Most
It’s been said that “pride comes before the fall.” You may want to check me…
Handyman prep for your U.S. Supreme Court nomination
Just another one of those humbling weeks when your humble correspondent was reminded of his…
Are you prepared to deliver an annual “State of your Street Address” address?
Imagine it’s your moment. Ready? Go! “Ladies and gentlemen. Your humble correspondent has the high…
Get that CROWDED-OUT car BACK into your garage and KEEP it there EVERY night
If your kid’s room got too messy, you wouldn’t make him sleep out on the…
Contagious Home Improvements
If your booth for accepting confessions is now open, I’ve got one to make. I…