Commencement Address to the Lockdown U Class of 2021
Well, in 2021 you made a lot of sacrifices, put in the effort, and now…
12 Days of Fixmas
This will be remembered by your humble correspondent as the year we helped countless customers…
Happy Holidays
What says “Christmas” more than a gift of home repairs and improvements? Yeah, other than…
Scary, not Scary: Don’t try these home repairs at home
No, I’m not trying to fool myself. Your humble correspondent knows he’s just an aging…
Special Garage Makeover Edition: From Total Neglect to Near-Total Neglect
There’s a good reason your humble correspondent has never spotted “Live, Love, Laugh” stenciled on…
Support the Transitioning of your Rooms to their Preferred Identities
When you spend as much time as I do working hard and poking my head…
What if handymen wore overalls scrawled with “Tax the Rich”?
Maybe you’ve seen pictures of U.S. Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (aka “AOC”) modeling an evening gown…
Go ahead, fight fire with fire. But fight water with plastic.
You might have guessed that, as a busy handyman, your humble correspondent doesn’t spend much…
Yes, we can fix the Olympics, too!
Everybody’s saying that viewership of the Olympics will be down this year, but no one…
Even a Sitting US Senator Deserves a Bathroom Bill of Rights
There has always been this one sad fact about the American founding that has bothered…
Now that the Oscars are SO over, maybe we can help
It might not surprise you that this old handyman was never much into Hollywood nor…
Go ahead, fight fire with fire. But fight water with plastic.
You might have guessed that, as a busy handyman, your humble correspondent doesn’t spend much…
Are LEANING fences & mailboxes giving your yard that “abandoned ghost town” look?
A lot of towns west of the Mississippi went through “boom” times when gold or…
Special Garage Makeover Edition: From Total Neglect to Near-Total Neglect
Special Garage Makeover Edition: From Total Neglect to Near-Total Neglect There’s a good reason your…
Storm Door: Love it or Lose it
A long time ago, when your humble correspondent was just a handy-boy, I watched a…
Fix St Louis issues DOUBLE and TRIPLE mask guidelines for home repairs
Not that I’m looking for sympathy, but COVID mask-wearing has really taken a toll on…
You call THAT a “Super Bowl”? HAH! I’ll show YOU a Super Bowl!
I look forward to Super Bowl Weekend each year, but not for the same reasons…
Why is your handyman’s START DATE as UNCERTAIN as your COVID shot date?
You’re a busy person, and you keep a tight schedule. You make firm appointments with…
Start the Year by Finishing Your House. Your BIGGER House.
Congratulations, homeowners! After last year you are now the world’s leading expert on the limitations…
Could there be only 6 shopping days left before Christmas?
If you needed another reason to believe this year was different, here it is. In…
Accepting Virtual Reality: Time to fix-up that PERMANENT virtual home office
They said we just needed 2 weeks to flatten the curve, and you believed them….
“The Handyman Unmasked”: An Online Class
Just about every day I listen to stories from homeowners puzzled by the behavior of…
Bathe Responsibly During the Lockdown
The image of Missouri either got a big boost OR took a big hit last…
Baseball-Sized Hornets: Surviving the Next Panic-Demic
Just when you thought things were getting back to normal, THIS appears in the news…
Quarantine Days sales event ending soon!: Repairs without time away from the office
Folks seem surprised to learn it’s been pretty much business-as-usual at Fix St Louis, and even…
But can Mr Bloomberg teach ANYONE to be a HANDYMAN?
As you may have heard, Michael Bloomberg once stated he “could teach anybody in this…
Now Offering WORLD’S FIRST Curbside Deck Repair!
Hello to all our readers now holed-up and hunkered down in their subdivision hide-outs. Congratulations…
Home Alone: Worthwhile Activities for the Self-Quarantined
Was it just me? Or did it seem like the week started with experts telling…
Drain the Cesspool! Bring the Super Bowl to St Louis!
Don’t mind me, please go right ahead to your Super Bowl parties this weekend. Your…
The rain gods are sending Cardinals fans a message
Geez, what’s with all this rain? Someone needs to tell the rain gods that people…