‘Fake News’ from Handymen: A Homeowner’s Guide
If anyone in the national media is guilty of producing “fake news”, I swear they…
Our Bill of Rights was needed AT LEAST as much as America’s
“When in the course of handyman events it becomes necessary to dissolve the commercial bands…
Free Air Conditioning with a LUNAR-Powered Unit: Something New Under the Sun
Some have said that “Solar Power is the energy of the future…and always will be.”…
Hoping for Invite to Your House or White House
Unlike NFL players on the Philadelphia Eagles, handymen never seem to end-up on anyone’s A-List…
View from The Pick-Up:
A handyman’s repair manual for Memorial Day
As a handyman, I just can’t help it. I notice when things are broken, or…
Beyonce’s Right: “If you like it, you better put a (wax) ring on it”
While sitting in a Lion’s Choice the other day, daydreaming about leaky faucets, the background…
You want privacy?
See us, not Mark Zuckerberg
Is it my imagination, or did millions of Americans just update their “Facebook Status” to…
So you can name the Final Four. How about the VINYL Four?
I must confess that I have not followed the NCAA basketball tournament, and won’t be…
Russians hacked the light bulb aisle
We now know that Russians have been getting involved in our elections to sow confusion,…
Why so few US gold medals? A handyman’s view
I know many of you are disappointed, or perhaps even embarrassed, by America’s low medal…
Super Bowl Highlights: The continuing battle of Toilets vs Men
Sure, you hear a lot about the war on women. But for those of us…
Contingency plans now in place for next government shutdown
We know many of you are understandably concerned about how you will keep your home…
Is there ANYTHING Oprah can’t do? Well, yes.
So now the latest thing is Oprah should run for President because, well, because she’s…
Are you losing the Cold War?
It’s been a while since we’ve felt threatened by the former Soviet Union, yet today’s…
Fixtures we have changed on high
On Christmas morning, many St Louis families will be gathering in their Family or Great…
On the 12th day of FiXmas my handyman fixed for me…
On the 12th day of FiXmas my handyman fixed for me… 12 toilets running11 walls…
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like FiXmas
The tell-tale signs are all around us. Your favorite radio station just switched to Christmas…
The Guests are Coming! The Guests are Coming!
(Loosely based on “Paul Revere’s Ride” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow) Listen ye homeowners and you…
Our team of Dr Frankenstein’s can bring your front yard monsters to life
Whether it’s an encouraging sign of American innovation, or a distressing sign of cultural decay,…
We kneel all the time, but OUR ratings keep going up
This week, I think I finally figured out why we at Fix St Louis will…
Who’s gonna ‘Make American Toilets Great Again’ so WE don’t have to?
Once upon a time, after Americans pressed the lever on a toilet, they immediately walked…
Would YOUR house hold up in hurricane-level rains?
At the time of this message, Florida is being tested by the awesome power of…
Why We Wouldn’t Creep-out Hillary
This week on the news, we all heard some quotes from Hillary Clinton’s upcoming book….
Sun, Moon plan rare daytime test of your outdoor security lights next Monday
We are pleased to announce that Fix St Louis has teamed-up with the Sun and…
Do Your Windows Need Obedience Training?
When you give a command to a dog (or spouse), you don’t necessarily expect it…
The Final Jeopardy answer IS: This fan is wrongly known by another fan’s name
Watching Jeopardy recently for the first time in many years and trying to come up…
July 4th Proclamation of Handyman Bill of Rights
Sometimes in the course of handyman events it becomes necessary for homeowners to dissolve the…
5 Things You Shouldn’t Ask Dad to do on Fathers Day. Or Ever.
With today being Father’s Day, and so many dads being the family’s handyman-in-residence, maybe for…
You don’t need Paris to end climate change in your home
When you think about it, isn’t it amazing that Americans now EXPECT the inside of…
If your STORM door couldn’t even help you LAST WEEK, what is it good for?
With all that violent weather passing through our area last week, you’d think something calling…