We’re Your Ally in the Government’s War on Toilets
It’s been sad to watch the decline of American civilization during my lifetime. I’m referring,…
We’re the Fredbird for Ceiling Fan Fans
St Louisans understand better than anyone that you can still be a big fan even…
7 Life Lessons from a Subdivision Warrior
Some people dream of the free and open road. But yours truly spends his life…
Who’s better at stopping outside leaks? Us or the federal government?
Sure, outside leaks can jeopardize the security of our nation. But on an admittedly much, much more trivial…
Help Us ‘Make America Grout Again’
Ever notice how styles in home decorating, like hem lines, change every once in awhile…
1st Brexit, Now Dexit: Break free from ongoing deck staining
Britain has voted to become independent of the European Union, displaying that same spirit we…
Did your handyman disappear? Maybe he’s just not that into you.
I swear, some weeks I feel like an investigator for the missing persons bureau, handyman…
Don’t let the (storm) door hit you on your way out!
Hey, what’s with that flimsy extra door that’s right in front of your front or…
Are You Living in a Crack House? Let us mud, mortar, caulk & grout!
Can you never quite relax in your house because it’s always reminding you of what…
Are You Ready for Your Screen Test?
People talk a lot about protecting the planet, but does it sometimes seem like the…
Turn on the A/C? Don’t touch that dial! Whole House Fan Season opens today
Now that the weather outside is starting to climb above room temperature, you may be…
Think of us as Plastic Surgeons. For Decks.
While beauty may fade with age, we are not alone – it is a fate…
MIRACLE CURE for guilt associated with not staining deck enough
Many may believe that the 3 greatest salesmen of all time were PT Barnum, Veg-O-Matic’s…
The Long and Winding Trip Hazard That Leads to Your Door
OK, members of our studio audience. Let’s play JEOPARDY. The category is home repairs, and…
Your handyman weighs-in on the Pope vs. Trump feud
You have to admit, it’s not every week where the headlines feature a difference of…
Door Wars: The Triathlon EVERYONE Can Participate In
If you spent Super Sunday sitting on a couch for hours, consuming large quantities of salted snacks,…
How to Participate in the Missouri Caulk-Us
Many Missourians are frustrated this election season. Given that our March 15th Presidential caucus is still weeks…
Did that Downpour and Cold Air Get Into Your House?
Is it just me, or does it feel like someone up there just doesn’t like…
Recovering from Post-Traumatic GUEST Disorder
For many, the best Christmas lights are the tail lights of their holiday guests. Sure,…
T-Veee’s Mount-ing Over an Open Fire…
Ahh, do you remember the days of families sitting in front of the fireplace for…
On the 5th day of FIXmas, my handyman fixed for me…
Photo credit: Adventures in Decorating ..5 wax toi-let ringssssss…!4 falling shelves, 3 French doors, 2…
Has Your Sink Pop-Up Stopper Pooped-Out?
Sometimes you’ve got to wonder whether all this new technology is really worth it. Once,…
Feeling all insecure inside about your security lights outside?
It’s getting dark a bit earlier these days, ESPECIALLY now that daylight savings time is…
We Are Hiring Handymen!
The world has gotten so crazy, maybe I’m not supposed to use words like this…
Will Your Doorbell Be a Zombie on Halloween?
Halloween night is coming-up soon. That time when all the kids in your neighborhood dress-up…
Garage Storage Space: Add Over-Your-Head Storage Space Without Adding Overhead
Next time you pull into your garage, look-up. Chances are you’ll be looking at one…
Whole House Fan Vs Air Conditioning
Keeping your entire home at a comfortable temperature can often be a challenge. Still running…
That Door that Makes You Unhinged
You know what I’m talking about. That door that’s really hard to open. Every time…
Welcome to McToilet: May We Take Your Order?
If America can send a man to the moon, why can’t we make a reliable…
Patio Doors: The Doors that Never Get Fixed
Photo via Flickr Many of you have sliding glass doors to your deck or patio….