At a time our country is more divided than ever, your humble correspondent is grateful to be working on problems on which everyone can agree. I believe we can all agree that glass window panes that are cracked are not as good as those that aren’t. Doors that make that clicking sound when they are … Read more
Year: 2026
Look, what do I know? I’m just a handyman and your part-time humble correspondent. But I’d say the local news is getting this weather story all wrong. They’ve gotten lazy, reflexively showing their high-tech golly-gee radar maps, and running old videos of empty bread, milk, and egg shelves. But as far as I’ve noticed, they … Read more
I’m thinking we may need to institute mandatory drug testing on Christmas decorations. Because, I swear, some of them must be on steroids. Just a few short years ago, homeowners might just hang a wreath near their front door, string-up some Christmas lights, and call it good. But now, decorations are getting bigger every year, … Read more