Fix St Louis: COMING SOON to a city NOT near you

Hey, will you believe me now? Your humble correspondent has been telling you guys for years there’s something different about Fix St Louis. Like that we do the SMALL home repairs others don’t. Now, it’s not that we DON’T do big jobs, it’s that we actually PREFER small ones.

Everyone else? Well, they won’t tell you upfront they don’t do small jobs. It’s more like they won’t return your calls, or they’ll put you off, or they won’t show-up at all.

But we’re thinking, why should St Louis have the only contractor that can repair homeowners’ growing list of broken things that never get fixed because they don’t know who to call?

So we proudly introduce FIX USA, a new franchise to spread joy to cities throughout the country. Only you won’t actually see the words “Fix USA” anywhere, because they’ll be called names like Fix Kansas City, Fix Dallas, or Fix Peoria.

We’ll be sharing with new franchisees the successful procedures we’ve developed to do small jobs, make customers happy, and still make a fair profit. And it only took us 16 years of making-and-correcting mistakes, sometimes one-after-another, until we finally figured it all out and felt comfortable we could pass it onto someone else.

So why am I telling you this? Well, you might accuse me of bragging, but the truth is I’ve spent a whole bunch of money in the past 12 months developing this franchise, and have not sold a single franchise since our launch last week.

No, I’m telling you this because I suspect you know folks in other cities who might consider becoming a franchisee. Middle managers who have either been laid-off or dreamed of owning their own business. Those in construction who are tired of working for “the man” and know they have what it takes to do better. Disillusioned young adults who were given career advice like “shut-up and code” only to learn that Dirty Jobs’ Mike Rowe was right all along.

OK, I’m also telling you this because my professional franchise-launching agency tells me it’s a good idea, and I’m paying them too much to ignore their advice.

So if you or someone you know wants to consider opening a Fix [Your City Name Here] franchise in [Your City Name Here], give us a call or visit https://fixusahomes.com/franchising.

But if you’re thinking “that’s OK, I’m good” and just want your house fixed by a company that won’t complain that your job is too small, we’re still here at Fix St Louis!

Dr Steve

Fix St Louis