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On the 12th day of FiXmas my handyman fixed for me…

12 windows slamming11 outlets sparking10 pop-up drain plugs popping9 faucets dripping8 doors a sticking7 smoke detectors beeping6 mirrors hanging5 wax toi–let ringssssss4 falling shelves3 French doors2 chandeliers aboveand a door track on a pan–try Wow! That FiXmas classic never fails to bring to a tear to this handyman’s eyes. Well, we’re now well into FiXmas, … Read more

It’s time to reopen the investigation of your house

Seems like this year the Wednesday AFTER the Tuesday Presidential election should be designated a national holiday, celebrated by great relief if not joy. Perhaps a day to kick-off reconciliation with all those friends and relatives you’ve stopped talking to, in the hopes that by Thanksgiving or Christmas they might actually be welcome in your … Read more