Listen ye homeowners and you shall hear
That the Christmas holidays are drawing near.
At the end of December, on twenty-five;
Hardly a homeowner is now alive
Who does not fear that infamous day this year.
Some guests arrive by land, and some by air,
Who might find your house in disrepair.
But through every St Louis subdivision and farm
We’re still 3 weeks out, so no cause for alarm.
Fix St Louis is ready to ride to your home right now
To fix windows, toilets, and drywall of thou.
So call or email us today, even over this weekend
And if no one picks-up we’ll be in touch shortly, my friend.
We’re ready to repair and restore the charm
Of every St. Louis subdivision and farm.