Start a liberation movement in your own home

Doesn’t it seem like the word of the month is “liberation”? You see people on the news saying they’re been liberated here, and liberated there. Dancing in streets, waving flags. It all sounds like great fun until you think about how much they must have suffered to be that happy afterwards.

Now, your humble correspondent is not going to claim Fix St Louis’ home repairs can deliver happiness at that level. I can’t say from first hand experience, but I’d guess that the thrill of being freed from oppression is more intense than relief from repairs of gurgling toilets, drywall cracks, and doors that don’t make that reassuring final click sound when closed.

But Fix St Louis CAN liberate you from the aggravation and expense of RECURRING repairs and maintenance. After all, shouldn’t things that are fixed STAY fixed? Why should they be allowed to keep pestering you, or for you always have to wonder whether it’s time to do it again. Here are a few examples of how Fix St Louis can eliminate some home issues that never seem to go away:

Decks

You know all those wood boards on your deck that rot, and that you know ought to be replaced, powerwashed, and stained every few years? Fix St Louis can permanently fix that by replacing wood with wood-looking plastic-based composite boards that never rot, never need staining but – if you insist – you might hose down every once in a while to clean them.

Shower and Bathtub Walls

What about that grout around the ceramic tiles on your shower and bathtub walls? Yukky? Mildew-y? Cracked? In some places missing? Wouldn’t you like to stop TRYING to clean them? Yes, there are things Fix St Louis can do, like stain them, fill-in missing grout, or even replace all the grout. But what if you could just replace these grout-bordered tiles with one panel on each wall that looks like, but is not nearly as expensive as, granite. No grout to clean, just beautiful smooth flat surfaces. No more maintenance.

Light Bulbs

Are you still changing light bulbs? Oh, that’s so 20th century. What is a light bulb these days anyway but a glowing electronic part housed in a separate screw-in glass thing, that could simply be built into the light fixture itself. So let Fix St Louis replace your ceiling fixtures with bulbless ones, ESPECIALLY those in unreachable places 12-16’ up in the air on vaulted ceilings.

So don’t let your house boss you around, and tell you what to do, like some tin-pot dictator. Get rid of the “sleeper cells” that pop-up every once in a while, dictating repairs that need to be made. Let Fix St Louis set you free!

Dr Steve

Fix St Louis